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Alternative phrases to “calm your tits”

kitten-burrito:

mamasam:

kabetown:

  • soothe your boobs
  • de-stress your breasts
  • undo the calamity that is your mammaries
  • adjust your bust before it combusts

I also like:

  • give that chest a rest
  • hakuna your tatas

don’t have a rack attack

cripple ur nipples

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scantilycladdad:

TURNT UP? more like learnt up. stay in school

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the deepest post on this site
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sad40oz:

abbysucks:

I HAVE FINALLY FOUND THE GIF THAT SPEAKS TO ME

how i eat the booty